Woody quit his job and Ahoy's new MW3 vid.

WOODY’S GONE PRO!
Woody, the unexceptional gamer, has quit his well paying day job and is now playing games full time. Fucking twat. It’s not enough this smegger has everything going for him, he has to rub his successes in our faces and throw his lucrative career out the door so he can play games all freaking day.

Honestly, I’m happy for him. Woody’s one of those driven people and not one of those driven asshole types either, Woody’s generally a nice guy. If anyone in this life deserves to play games for a living it’s Woody. This is a great thing for the gaming community. For a while there Woody seemed to be mostly concentrating on “cool story bro” videos. You know, those wearisome exercises of ennui in which gaming commentators discuss the meaning of life, the universe and everything…

Really? Getting life advice and politics from people that game for a living? Good luck with that.

All of Woody’s recent uploads have been very informative game play and strategy videos. Granted, this has something to do with the recent release of MW3 as well, but trust me, this is a good thing for all of us. After all, the only reason I waste any time at all on YouTube is so I can learn something. I’d much rather be playing the game than watching someone else play it while they rant incessantly about things they obviously know nothing about because they play games all day.

The old writing adage is “write about what you know,” if you know enough about gaming to be able to do it for a living… Do I really need to finish that thought for you? If Woody’s not already one of your favorite gaming commentators, he should be, so go check him out (and tell him I sent you.)

XBOX AHOY’S NEW VIDEO
Speaking of informative gaming commentators, you might want to check out Xbox Ahoy’s new video on damage in Modern Warfare 3. He’s started a new series of videos he is aptly calling “Time to Kill.” I love me some Xbox Ahoy. I love Xbox Ahoy more than I love the old Chips Ahoy, you know, the ones from when I was a kid, before they started adding all the extra chips and cocoa.

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